Top 5 Questions Asked in an All Male Dorm

1. "Who's on boner patrol?"
2. "Dude, did you eat my Ramen?"
3. "Dude, can I borrow your beard trimmer?" (you later notice the same amount of facial hair on your friend and pubes all over the bathroom tile)
4. "Dude, you want to grab a burrito? Cool. Can you drive?"
5. "Dude, can you turn it down?" (asked by Clarke Forrest only wearing a medium purple turtleneck, socks and a just woke up groggy state)