Top 5ive Addendum - the Clarke Special

Since Clarke demanded it, HERE it is. It's title is not derogatory or belittling. The term gay is not used as Junior High boys (and older, sadly) often do to put one another down. But this tattoo, as the subtitle says, makes "all other gay tattoos quiver in the presence of this masterpiece."

Top 5 Halloween Party Moments

1. Walking in on Brown having sex on my couch.
2. George and Jon dressing up as me and Andy.
3. Drunk girl falling down the stairs and breaking my turntables.
4. Seeing an indian give a nun the reacharound.
5. Clarke taking forever to wrap himself with tissue for his mummy costume only to be totally over it halfway through the party and change into a male nurse.