Taken by Larry which in turn was taken by Matt by way of tag

5 things to do before I die

1.  bike the California coast

2.  go to a World Cup (but I would settle for a Euro Cup, maybe almost prefer it)

3.  let my hair and mustache go totally gray a la Pat Morita

4.  live in another country for a year

5.  own this

5 things i can do

1.  do CPR

2.  run fast (only when being chased by a wild animal or while playing basketball)

3.  movie trivia (i'm calling you out larry)

4.  DJ (some would disagree)

5.  get awkward really quickly

5 things i cannot do

1.  open up (that's what my wife says)

2.  grow a beard

3.  sit through a whole episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm

4.  surf/ski

5.  drink coffee

5 things that attract me to my wife

1.  her humor

2.  her cooking

3.  her lack of tan lines

4.  her ability to hit 55 mph pitches at the batting cage

5.  she's friends with my friends

5 things I say most often

1.  dude

2.  man

3.  what do you want to eat?

4.  so what's brings you into the ER?

5.  I'm going to start P90x next week.

5 celebrity crushes

1.  Janet Jackson circa 1993

2.  Jennifer Lopez in U-Turn and not in Selena

3.  Scarlett Johanssen (but she is not allowed to talk because she sounds like a man)

4.  Sergeant Callahan from the Police Academy movies.

5.  Christian Bale

Tagged

cuz i liked madt's answers so much.

5 things to do before i die:
1. see the Parthenon in person
2. get married
3. get a job at a comic book company
4. write a book
5. go to the olympics

5 things i can do:
1. talk about comics
2. movie trivia
3. word twist (kinda)
4. talk about comics
5. eat a ton of sushi

5 things i can not do:
1. dance
2. follow through
3. remember birthdays
4. relax
5. stop playing WoW

skipping the wife one...

5 things i say most often:
1. disconcerting
2. i can't
3. i want ice cream
4. i hate driving
5. no thanks

5 celebrity crushes:
1. scarjo
2. natalie portman
3. katee from SYTYCD
4. pam
5. megan fox

Top 5 ways to procrastinate studying

1) Looking in the fridge, cabinet, fridge, cabinet
2) Listening to the conversation next to you at the coffee place and adding your own comments in your head
3) Word Twist
4) Catching up on the deleted and upcoming scenes of the Office on http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/clips/the-office-christmas-preview/869022/
5) Naps

Top 5 Gary Busey Acronyms

1. Sober - Son Of a Bitch Everything's Real

2. Fear - False Evidence Appearing Real (what the hell does this mean?)

3. Light - Living In God's Heavenly Thoughts

4. Team - Together Everyone Achieves More

5. Failing - Finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth



he really starts to lose it about a minute in.

top 5 pieces of advice i've taken to heart

5. never miss an opportunity to urinate
4. think before you speak
3. only floss the teeth you want to keep (honestly, i've only started following that one this year)
2. TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
1. never say "no" to a reasonable offer to do something fun

Top 5 cheese-ball acronyms

1. lol

2. WWJD

3. BFF

4. KIT

5. L8R G8R

5 elements to a strange back-to-work/end-of-holiday Monday

5. Riding back to SD in my wife's car when I get a call from my mom telling me I left my keys on the table (which is 2 hours away)... awesome

4. A Turkey hangover in the form of a cold/sore throat

3. Waking up this morning in a drafty, freezing bedroom

2. Forgetting that I wear glasses and not realizing I forgot them at home until I notice my eyes are tearing up from all of the squinting at my computer screen.

1. Being notified that MEGADETH is getting a tour of my workspace tomorrow (Equally WTF and cool); no joke the words used were: they're "looking for inspiration for their next record." I work in a rehabilitation center for service-members injured and amputated in the current "conflicts" in Iraq and Afghanistan.
What kind of inspiration are they looking for?

top 5 reasons this morning sucks

5. it's the morning
4. it's a monday morning
3. it's the monday morning after a long weekend
2. my coffee got cold while i was in a meeting
1. a coworker asked me to help with her stuff because she was so busy this morning and then she left for the gym