Top 5 movies to watch on Halloween night

1. Halloween - obvious, right?
2. Psycho - Original 1960 film, but I guess you could watch the remake if you wanna be horrified by the pure shittiness of the film.
3. Scream - what's your favorite scary movie?
4. A Nightmare on Elm Street - If Nancy doesn't wake up screaming, she won't wake up at all.
5. Dressed To Kill - something about Michael Caine in a dress freaks me the fuck out.

top 5 songs on my work laptop that you've never heard

5. EDIT: Daft Cant - Hellfish Olde Wobbly - Mordant Music
4. Lift Off - Macabre Unit
3. The Lesson - The Hidden Hand
2. Alicia - Mala
1. Put A Lil' Pimpin' In It - Tony Vic

Top 5 things that make my pee smell

1) Asparagus (duh)
2) Coffee (again, duh)
3) Tuna Sandwiches (anyone else?)
4) Chile Peppers
5) Beets

Top Five Childhood Cartoons

1. Transformers
2. G.I. Joe
3. Bionic 6
4. Popeye
5. He-Man

Bonus: 5 More radical Cartoons
1. The Pirates of Dark Water
2. M.A.S.K.
3. Gummy Bears
4. Batman
5. Avatar

top 5 shows on my DVR

1. The Office
2. Saturday Night Live
3. Heroes
4. Jon & Kate plus 8
5. 90210 (i know, it's so bad, it's good!)

top 5 mistakes i made while making my skeleton costume

5) as usual. i've waited till the last minute
4) i didnt buy the right paint to paint onto fabric, infact, im not using paint at all. im using acrylic modeling gesso.
3) i didnt use the right brush
2) i didnt wait for the paint to dry before i tried it on, so not only did paint get all over my chest, but it got all over the shirt.
1) i dont know karate to legitimize me wearing a skeleton costume.

I think this looks better than it really is. But it may end up creepy enough for me to pull it off.

top 5 things great about this picture

1. accurate picture of what mark and brynne's kid will look AND dress like
2. he's rocking a sweet jacket that's totally in for the fall
3. the 'cut is hawt
4. scenster korean toddler.. nuff said
5. he's just a kid... looking for a party or a show

UPDATE: top 5 slutty halloween costumes that should not be slutty halloween costumes WITH PICTURES...

1. slutty spongebob squarepants

2. slutty wednesday addams

3. slutty guitar ensemble

4. slutty freddy krueger

5. slutty harajuku girl

Top 5 Reasons Why I Dread Going To Work Right now

1. Somebody will probably die.
2. I will get some sort of body fluid on my shirt.
3. 12 hours of standing.
4. The creepy x-ray technician.
5. I can't tell my patient that they are such an idiot for waiting 3 hrs. just for a hangnail.

Top 5 Things I Hate 2.0

1. Shooting hoop on a rim with no net.
2. Diarrhea.
3. When my DVR doesn't record something I wanted it to.
4. Warm beer.
5. Manchester United.

top 5 things on my desk right now

5. interoffice envelopes
4. fish made out of a coconut
3. peugeot senlis pepper mill
2. silicone cupcake cups
1. rooster clock my grandma got me at the flying J truck stop

Top 5 Motivational 80s songs

1. Don't Stop Believing -Journey
2. You're the Best -Joe Esposito
3. Love is a Battlefied -Pat Benatar
4. Eye of the Tiger -Survivor
5. Danger Zone -Kenny Loggins

Top Five Star Wars Characters

1. Nien Nunb
2. IG-88
3. C3P0
4. Admiral Ackbar
5. Jar Jar Binks (cuz everyone hates on him)

Top 5 Motivational 80s Movies

1) Vision Quest
2) Rudy
3) Hoosiers
4) Karate Kid
5) Flashdance

Top 5ive Addendum - the Clarke Special

Since Clarke demanded it, HERE it is. It's title is not derogatory or belittling. The term gay is not used as Junior High boys (and older, sadly) often do to put one another down. But this tattoo, as the subtitle says, makes "all other gay tattoos quiver in the presence of this masterpiece."

Top 5 Halloween Party Moments

1. Walking in on Brown having sex on my couch.
2. George and Jon dressing up as me and Andy.
3. Drunk girl falling down the stairs and breaking my turntables.
4. Seeing an indian give a nun the reacharound.
5. Clarke taking forever to wrap himself with tissue for his mummy costume only to be totally over it halfway through the party and change into a male nurse.

Top 5 Hockey Movies

1. The Mighty Ducks
2. Slap Shot
3. Miracle
4. Sudden Death
5. Airborne

Top 5 Google Image Searches

5. Halloween Costumes
4. Awesome Tats (Make sure 'safe search' is off... of course!)
3. Clarke Forrest
2. Gizoogle
1. Vote 2008

Feel free to add your own in the comments... this is just a quick peruse of my 'favorites.'

Top 5 Comic Villains (We had to)

1. Victor von Doom (Fantastic 4)

2. The Red Skull (Captain America)

3. Grigori Rasputin (Hellboy)

4. The Zombie Priest (The Goon)

5. Bizarro (Superman)

top 5 times i got WASTED

5. every single time we ride bikes to jupiter, there's too many potential places to stop for more beer on the way home.
4. NYE 2007, the forty fried new year's party.
3. erik's 30th birthday party. NEVER eat more than one slice of cake if joni brings it...
2. labor day 2007, i allegedly befriended a japanese guy.
1. the entire week after breaking up with steph and completing finals in my senior year of college.

Top Five best ways to get out of work early.

1. (Nothing, just leave)
2. "I have a doctors apointment" (Goes over pretty well at 5:00pm)
3. "I cant... find... my... them" (just mumble and they'll think you're sick)
4. "I gotta run by the SDRM site. Jerry is really blowing it" (This way, your not only lying to your employer, but your stabbing someone else in the back).
5. "9-11"

top five reasons I should move to Philly

1. A play groundzwereispend most of my dayz
2. You could ring my liberty bell
3. Would receive the brotherly love I've never had
4. Freeze my ass off so I wouldn't have to work out anymore
5. I would LOVE the PARKs

Top 5 Comic Characters (I had to)

in no particular order
1. Black Bolt
2. Invisible Woman (not jessica alba)
3. Hawkeye
4. Thor
5. Cyclops

Top 5 Things I Hate

1. dry skin
2. slow internet connection
3. cheese by itself
4. bad haircuts
5. child molestors

top 5 corporate jargon that make me cringe

1. ping me!
2. lets take care of the low hanging fruit
3. lets bubble that up
4. can you determine the l.o.e. by e.o.d.?
5. how can we reduce swirl?

Top 5 Sad But True Haircuts I've Rocked

1. The Classic

2. The Backstreet

3. The Northwest

4. The Over Gel

5. The Momma Said Knock You Out

 

 

Top Five most awkward snacks to eat at work.

(In no particular order)
1. Raw Potato.
2. A Coconut.
3. Any kind of shell fish.
4. Corn on the Cob.
5. Cotton Candy

top 5 slutty halloween costumes that should not be slutty halloween costumes

1. slutty spongebob squarepants
2. slutty wednesday addams
3. slutty guitar ensemble
4. slutty freddy krueger
5. slutty harajuku girl

Top 5 Reasons to Love Fall

1) Pumpkin
2) Leaf colors
3) The Office on Thursday nights
4) Less ants
5) Thanksgiving

My Top 5 P90X Moves

1. Plank to Chaturanga
2. Heels to the Heavens
3. Knuckles
4. Jump Knee Tuck
5. Double Airborne Heisman

top 5 unix commands

5. ls -l
4. cd
3. rm -rv
2. run
1. sudo

Top Five Breakfasts

1. Bircher muesilix
2. Cinnamon raisin toast with peanut butter, banana and honey
3. Maple walnut scone
4. Puffins (cereal, not bird)
5. Doughnuts

Top 5 Live Shows I've Been To

1. Radiohead at the Hollywood Bowl
2. Mos Def and Talib at some Brooklyn bar
3. The Arcade Fire at the Greek
4. Battles at the Wonder Ballroom
5. The Jets at Knott's Berry Farm

Top five words to type with one hand:
1. zebra
2. hunk
3. starter
4. fart
5. great

Top 5 Things I Like to Wear

1. No underwear
2. Plaid
3. a beanie
4. my 95's
5. my wedding ring...love you babe

Top 5 Make-out Songs

1) That's the Way Love Goes - Janet Jackson
2) I Got a Thing For You - Jim Bianco
3) Anytime Anyplace - Janet Jackson
4) Lost without U - Robin Thicke
5) I Get So Lonely - Janet Jackson

Top 5 Songs I Sing in the Shower

1. Lionel Richie- "Easy"
2. Justin Timberlake- "Rock Your Body"
3. Janet Jackson- "Love Will Never Do Without You"
4. Radiohead- "Optimistic"
5. Blondie- "Heart of Glass"

top 5 numbers

1. 1
2. 77
3. π
4. 867-5309
5. friday

Top 5 Halloween Candies I wish I were given as a kid

1. Sour Patch Kids
2. Gummy Bears
3. Nerds
4. AirHeads Xtreme Sour Belts
5. Sweedish Fish

Top 5 Adjectives

1. moist
2. facetious 
3. buff
4. gassy
   
5. retarded

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