1) Fruit Stickers. Those of you who've seen my other blog know that this is one of my favorites. They can make anything look like you found it in a parking lot.
2) Duct Tape. The thing about duct tape is that if you see something with duct tape on it, it means that the owner doesnt have the know how or common sense to fix it properly. HUGE theft deterrent.
3) Bailing wire or string. Bailing wire is far crappier than string. I especially like it when its begun to rust. Makes you think you're gonna get tetanus so it takes things a step further from crappy to dangerous.
4) Soap Scum. I remember all of my friend Jimmy Leary's star wars toys had soap scum on them because he played with them in the bathtub. I was always weary of actually touching them.
5) DISASSEMBLE. Go ahead and take it apart. Putting it back together is kind of optional. Have you ever seen a house with someone on meth living there? Well I certainly have, and talk about crapped up through disassembling. I grew up a few miles from Lakeside which was the meth capital of the world for a while. After taking apart their cars, pulling the copper pipes and wire out of their houses becomes a priority.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Top 5 Albums That Get Heavy Rotation When I Do Cardio
- Ghostface Killah- "Ironman"
- Battles- "Mirrored"
- Mastadon- "Leviathan"
- Girl Talk- "Feed the Animals"
- Desparecidos- "Read Music/Speak Spanish"
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Saturday, November 1, 2008
top 5 costumes i saw lastnight
1. ali g (very realistic portrayal)
2. girl in assless chaps... i think she was a cop... or a cowboy, couldn't tell
3. eddie murphy from coming to america
4. alvin from alvin and the chipmunks
5. eazy e
2. girl in assless chaps... i think she was a cop... or a cowboy, couldn't tell
3. eddie murphy from coming to america
4. alvin from alvin and the chipmunks
5. eazy e
Top 5 uninvited guests to my house this year
1. My neighbor's dog Sandy, she gets in somehow
2. The Quest guys - came twice this year.
3. JW's. They came over four times.
4. A fundraiser for the DNC, a fundraiser for some climate thing, a fundraiser for homosexuals, and some guy selling suckers for the homeless. He doesn't have a price, you get to pay however much you want.
5. Those guys who say they want to give you a "free consultation" about how to insulate your house more efficiently but are really inviting themselves over for a high pressure sale for new windows.
2. The Quest guys - came twice this year.
3. JW's. They came over four times.
4. A fundraiser for the DNC, a fundraiser for some climate thing, a fundraiser for homosexuals, and some guy selling suckers for the homeless. He doesn't have a price, you get to pay however much you want.
5. Those guys who say they want to give you a "free consultation" about how to insulate your house more efficiently but are really inviting themselves over for a high pressure sale for new windows.
Top 5 things to do on a cold and cloudy Sat Morning
1. Sleep In.
2. Sit in a coffee shop.
3. Cook a ridiculously large breakfast.
4. Listen to "Wait Wait" or "Prairie Home Companion" on the radio.
5. Drink something very hot in a large mug.
2. Sit in a coffee shop.
3. Cook a ridiculously large breakfast.
4. Listen to "Wait Wait" or "Prairie Home Companion" on the radio.
5. Drink something very hot in a large mug.
Top 5 Costumes I Saw Tonight
- 2pac and Biggie (together)
- Destro from G.I. Joe
- Gonzo from The Muppets
- Tank Girl
- A guy holding a baby doll whom I asked what he was, he would proceed to drop the doll on the floor and stomp on it's head and reply, "Abortion"
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