Saturday, November 1, 2008

Top 5 uninvited guests to my house this year

1. My neighbor's dog Sandy, she gets in somehow
2. The Quest guys - came twice this year.
3. JW's. They came over four times.
4. A fundraiser for the DNC, a fundraiser for some climate thing, a fundraiser for homosexuals, and some guy selling suckers for the homeless. He doesn't have a price, you get to pay however much you want.
5. Those guys who say they want to give you a "free consultation" about how to insulate your house more efficiently but are really inviting themselves over for a high pressure sale for new windows.

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