Top Five best ways to get out of work early.

1. (Nothing, just leave)
2. "I have a doctors apointment" (Goes over pretty well at 5:00pm)
3. "I cant... find... my... them" (just mumble and they'll think you're sick)
4. "I gotta run by the SDRM site. Jerry is really blowing it" (This way, your not only lying to your employer, but your stabbing someone else in the back).
5. "9-11"