"uh... ok... (as i walk towards the bathroom mirror to look at my face) lets sEEAAHH OH GOD!"
2) "Ok... everything looks ok here with your insurance except you're not covered in this hospital and your going to have to pay out of pocket."
3) "Im going to send you over to a specialist he wants to see you immediately."
4) "Im going to take a culture of that..." (as he crams a q tip the entire depth of the head into my face)
5) "Take the next 2 days off work (good news), because if you dont take care of this im gonna admit you to the hospital with a drip antibiotic (bad news)."
this is a lump of infection pushing its way out of my face.
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so not a zit?
i still want to believe it is poppable.
I just threw up.
on a good note, your 'stache is going off.
can i pop it??
im glad you all believe in me... mark i especially love you for believing in my mustache.
except for golden there. but i dont blame you. my face was throwing up. its been going around.
as far as this thing goes... its and ABSCESS! I have been putting hot compresses on it and and a booger like infection about the size of a BB and a half came out. so with all of the anitbiotics and steroids im on it seems to be getting better.
oh. shit. man.
follow-up pictures. just for good measure.
i will always see that thing on your face from now until the end of time, no matter what the medical outcome may be
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