Top 5 Universal Truths

1. It's gravitational pull, not love, that makes the world go round.
2. It's always funny to see a guy eating a banana.
3. There are 2 types of people who wear sunglasses indoors, blind people and assholes.
4. At the end of every party, there is a girl crying.
5. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel kind of excited.