Thursday, November 27, 2008

top five thanksgiving guests

5. the person with the secret everyone knows about (i.e. gay cousin mike)
4. the new boyfriend/girlfriend that won't last (i.e. the guy they met at the club 3 weeks ago, and it's love)
3. the super old grandparent (i.e. oma)
2. the unimpressed aunt (asks you what you do these days, and when you answer, they respond with an unimpressed head nod)
1. the dieting relative (only eats protein like turkey.... with a shit load of gravy)

1 comment:

Clarke said...

we had a chinese family show up. that was pretty rad